The Republic of Troy Polamalu is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory vegetarianism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 777 million Troy Polamaluans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 19.7%.

The Troy Polamaluan economy, worth 39.0 trillion francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 50,196 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Governments opposing Troy Polamalu are beset by rebels, corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, and traffic cops are puzzled to see that nobody exceeds the speed limits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Troy Polamalu's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Troy Polamalu is ranked 89,149^th in the world and 352^nd in Concord for Safest, scoring 86.36 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.